What do you call:
A mad Bengali?
In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli.
A perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla.
What's bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal (or the cubic volume of hot air in their heads?).
An angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee (or the entire population of Bengal? thats all they do in the first place!).
An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee.
An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.
A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage?
Bedding.
What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
Mr. Ghoosh.
What does a ghati call a burping Bong?
Mukhopadhaya
How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A for Orange, B for Begetable....
How does a Bong relax in the evening?
He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Briz.
What does a Bong with a broken heart say?
'My hurt is hearting'
And finally, what do you call a Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.
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